[page="start"]
[image="lord.jpg"]

"Piss off!"

[nextpage="exit"]
[endpage]



[page="stealing01"]
[image="lord.jpg"]

[colour="#808080"]
A glowing ball appears before you and speaks in an amused
tone of voice.
[colour="#ffffff"]

"Naughty.  Give that back!"

[nextpage="exit"]
[endpage]


[page="stealing02"]
[image="lord.jpg"]

[colour="#808080"]
A glowing ball appears before you and speaks in an amused
tone of voice.
[colour="#ffffff"]

"Stop, thief!"

[nextpage="exit"]
[endpage]


[page="murder_1"]
[image="lord.jpg"]

[colour="#808080"]
A glowing ball appears before you and manical laughter
ensues.
[colour="#ffffff"]

"Find it, my guards!"

[nextpage="exit"]
[endpage]


[page="murder_2"]
[image="lord.jpg"]

[colour="#808080"]
A glowing ball appears before you with unearthly laughter.
[colour="#ffffff"]

"Do you think you can get away with this?"

[nextpage="exit"]
[endpage]


[page="murder_3"]
[image="lord.jpg"]

[colour="#808080"]
A glowing ball appears before you and manical laughter
fills the air.
[colour="#ffffff"]

"Go on, kill some more.  I dare you!"

[nextpage="exit"]
[endpage]


[page="murder_4"]
[image="lord.jpg"]

[colour="#808080"]
A glowing ball appears before you.
[colour="#ffffff"]

"How long can you outwit the law?"

[nextpage="exit"]
[endpage]


[page="murder_5"]
[image="lord.jpg"]

[colour="#808080"]
A glowing ball appears before you and speaks in an amused
tone of voice.
[colour="#ffffff"]

"Hmm.  I can't decide if it would be more fun to
 watch your antics, or squash you like a fly."

[nextpage="exit"]
[endpage]


[page="murder_monks1"]
[image="lord.jpg"]

[colour="#808080"]
A glowing ball appears before and scolds you in a
patronising voice.
[colour="#ffffff"]

"Stop killing my monks!"

[nextpage="exit"]
[endpage]


[page="murder_monks2"]
[image="lord.jpg"]

[colour="#808080"]
A glowing ball appears before you and manical laughter
fills the air.
[colour="#ffffff"]

"Plenty more where he came from!"

[nextpage="exit"]
[endpage]


[page="murder_monks3"]
[image="lord.jpg"]

[colour="#808080"]
A glowing ball appears before you.
[colour="#ffffff"]

"Don't believe this will weaken my power."

[nextpage="exit"]
[endpage]



[page="murder_monks_finished"]
[image="lord.jpg"]

[colour="#808080"]
A glowing ball appears before and scolds you in a
patronising voice.
[colour="#ffffff"]

"Well done!  You have now obliterated the entire order!"

[nextpage="exit"]
[endpage]


The player has killed a Cardinal, the Lord goes apeshit

[page="cardinal_p"]
[image="lord.jpg"]

[colour="#808080"]
A glowing ball appears before you and speaks in the voice
of someone losing their self-control.
[colour="#ffffff"]

"You!  You did this...!

 You have murdered one of my most faithful subjects..
 Now I shall strip the living flesh from your bones!

 I will enjoy your suffering!"

[delay 3]
[nextpage="pre-exit"]
[endpage]


Someone other than the player has murdered a cardinal

[page="cardinal_u"]
[image="lord.jpg"]

[colour="#808080"]
A glowing ball appears in the sky and speaks in a great
booming voice..
[colour="#ffffff"]

"All my children!

 One of you has committed a most hideous crime..
 The murder of a Cardinal!

 Those who are nearby shall witness the wrath of the LORD
 your God.  Let this justice be a lesson to you all."

[delay 3]
[nextpage="pre-exit"]
[endpage]

This is a hack, so we get a 'continue' button.  You don't normally
get one for the end of the conversation

[page="pre-exit"]
[goto="exit"]
[endpage]



The player has killed the Pope

[page="popesdead"]
[image="lord.jpg"]

[colour="#808080"]
Oh dear, it looks like you're really in for it now!
[colour="#ffffff"]

"I have no idea how you managed to do that, but I intend
 to find out, as I dismantle your brain cell by cell!"

[delay 3]
[nextpage="pre-exit"]
[endpage]




[page="chat_1a"]
[image="lord.jpg"]

[colour="#808080"]
A glowing ball appears before you and speaks in
converational tones.
[colour="#ffffff"]

"I think that the time has come for you and I to have a
 friendly little chat."

[if read_xbooks][link="I know you're not God."]
[if read_xbooks][linkto="chat_1c"]
[endpage]


[page="chat_1c"]
[image="lord.jpg"]

"Oh dear.  I was hoping that wouldn't happen for quite a
 while yet.

 Don't think you can go around blabbing to anybody, they
 won't believe you.  My conditioning has been highly
 effective."

[endpage]



[page=""]

 You could prove very useful to Me, but don't think you
 are indispensable.  It will only be slightly harder to
 manage without you.

 Go around causing trouble and I'll mash you."

[endpage]


[page=""]

"Ah, the Folk.  Accidental fruits borne of My earliest
 experiments.  But they have been less than cooperative
 so far.. stubborn.  They worship no gods at all!

 But I shall turn them eventually.
 They shall be My winged furies.. My angels of death!"

[endpage]




[page="generators"]
[at_exit_call="fry_current"]
[esc="disabled"]
[image="lord.jpg"]

[colour="#808080"]
A glowing ball of fire appears before you.
[colour="#ffffff"]

"My servitors can easily repair this damage.

 BUT NO-ONE WILL BE ABLE TO REPAIR YOU!"

[delay 3]
[nextpage="generators2"]
[endpage]


[page="generators2"]
[image="lord.jpg"]

"SO PERISH ALL ENEMIES OF XY'LAN, MANKIND'S NEW GOD."

[delay 3]
[nextpage="exit"]
[endpage]




[page="munrick"]
[image="lord.jpg"]

[colour="#808080"]
A glowing ball appears before you and speaks in a
conversational manner.
[colour="#ffffff"]

"Have you considered My servant Munrick?
 There is none like him in all the Earth.

 Sometimes I think that's a good thing.."

[delay 3]
[nextpage="exit"]
[endpage]


[page="pope_dies"]
[image="lord.jpg"]

[colour="#808080"]
A glowing ball appears before you.
[colour="#ffffff"]

"Time to kiss your ass goodbye!"

[delay 3]
[nextpage="exit"]
[endpage]