
Dopey

[page="start"]

[colour="#808080"]
You see a dwarf with a goatee beard and a permanent grin
making guitar-like sounds.
[colour="#ffffff"]

"Da,da,da,DurrDurrDurrrr.. Oh, hi there."

[link="Who are you?"]
[linkto="name"]
[link="What's your job?"]
[linkto="job"]
[if dwarves][link="What were you doing just now?"]
[if dwarves][linkto="singing"]
[link="Goodbye."]
[linkto="bye"]
[endpage]


[page="startname"]
[create 1 stuff]

[colour="#808080"]
You see Dopey, one of the Seven Dwarves.
He is munching on some suspicious pills and making guitar
sounds.
[colour="#ffffff"]

"Durr Durr Durrrr.. Oh, hello again.
 Have some more Stuff."

[link="What's your job?"]
[linkto="job"]
[if dwarves][link="What were you doing just now?"]
[if dwarves][linkto="singing"]
[link="Goodbye."]
[linkto="bye"]
[endpage]


[page="name"]
[create 1 stuff]
[learn_name]
[set dwarves]

"I'm one of the Seven Dwarves.  They call me 'Dopey'.
 Here, have some amphetamines."

[link="What's your job?"]
[linkto="job"]
[link="What were you doing just now?"]
[linkto="singing"]
[link="Goodbye."]
[linkto="bye"]
[endpage]


[page="job"]
[set dwarves]

"We're miners.. the notor-I mean famous- seven dwarves!"

[link="What are you mining for?"]
[linkto="job2"]
[link="What were you doing just now?"]
[linkto="singing"]
[link="Goodbye"]
[linkto="bye"]
[endpage]



[page="job2"]
[colour="#808080"]
He pops some kind of pill, and lapses into gibberish.
[colour="#ffffff"]

"We're looking for.. little fluffy lights.."

[link="Who are you?"]
[linkto="name"]
[if dwarves][link="What were you doing just now?"]
[if dwarves][linkto="singing"]
[link="Goodbye"]
[linkto="bye"]
[endpage]


[page="singing"]

"Oh, that's part of our little working song.  We always
 sing 'After The Flesh' by the Thrill-Kill Cult.

 I sing the guitar parts.  Ugly sings the lead, Fatso does
 the bassline, Girly and Sleazy chant the samples and
 Surly sings the drums.  Stupid sings like a pig, so we
 make sure he stays quiet most of the time."

[link="Who are you?"]
[linkto="name"]
[link="What's your job?"]
[linkto="job"]
[link="Goodbye."]
[linkto="bye"]
[endpage]


[page="bye"]

"See ya, man.  If y' ever want more Stuff, look me up."

[nextpage="exit"]
[endpage]