
Fatso

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You see an obscenely bloated dwarf, singing in a deep 
bass voice.
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"Badop-adada-dop-dop-dodop, Badop-adada-dop-dop-dodop..

 Aw nuts.  Whadda ya want?"

[link="Who are you?"]
[linkto="name"]
[link="What's your job?"]
[linkto="job"]
[if dwarves][link="What were you singing just now?"]
[if dwarves][linkto="singing"]
[link="Goodbye."]
[linkto="bye"]
[endpage]


[page="startname"]

[colour="#808080"]
You see Fatso, one of the Seven Dwarves.
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"Badop-adada-dop-dop-dodop, Badop-adada-dop-dop-dodop..

 What is it now?"

[link="What's your job?"]
[linkto="job"]
[if dwarves][link="What were you singing just now?"]
[if dwarves][linkto="singing"]
[link="Goodbye."]
[linkto="bye"]
[endpage]


[page="name"]
[learn_name]
[set dwarves]

"They call me 'Fatso'.  I'm one of the Seven Dwarves."

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He pats his enormous belly.  It wobbles.
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[link="How did you get so fat?"]
[linkto="fat"]
[link="What's your job?"]
[linkto="job"]
[if dwarves][link="What were you singing just now?"]
[if dwarves][linkto="singing"]
[link="Goodbye."]
[linkto="bye"]
[endpage]


[page="fat"]

"That's the Power.. of Lard!"

[link="What's your job?"]
[linkto="job"]
[link="What were you singing just now?"]
[linkto="singing"]
[link="Goodbye"]
[linkto="bye"]
[endpage]


[page="job"]
[set dwarves]

"We're the seven dwarves.  We mine things."

[link="What are you mining for?"]
[linkto="job2"]
[link="What were you singing just now?"]
[linkto="singing"]
[link="Goodbye"]
[linkto="bye"]
[endpage]



[page="job2"]

"We've just struck a rich vein of Lard!"

[link="Who are you?"]
[linkto="name"]
[link="You cannot mine Lard."]
[linkto="job3"]
[if dwarves][link="What were you singing just now?"]
[if dwarves][linkto="singing"]
[link="Goodbye"]
[linkto="bye"]
[endpage]


[page="job3"]
[colour="#808080"]
He looks away.
[colour="#ffffff"]

"Ask Sleazy about that."

[link="Who are you?"]
[linkto="name"]
[if dwarves][link="What were you singing just now?"]
[if dwarves][linkto="singing"]
[link="Goodbye"]
[linkto="bye"]
[endpage]


[page="singing"]

"'After The Flesh' by My-Life-With-The-Thrill-Kill-Cult.
  We always sing it while we're working.

 I used to use a Sequential Pro-One for the bassline, but
 the LORD tried to take it away so we buried it.

 Now I have to sing the bassline.
 Ugly sings the vocals.  Dopey sings the guitar parts,
 and Girly and Sleazy chant the samples.  Surly sings
 the drum parts.  Stupid isn't allowed to sing."

[link="Who are you?"]
[linkto="name"]
[link="What's your job?"]
[linkto="job"]
[link="Goodbye."]
[linkto="bye"]
[endpage]


[page="bye"]

"See ya around."

[nextpage="exit"]
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