
Girly

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You see very effeminate-looking dwarf, with long hair, a
high-pitched voice, and a beard.

He is chanting something in a nearly incoherent voice.
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"'YadaYadaYadaYadaYadaDontWannaDie!!'

 Hey!  You're interrupting the song!"

[link="Who are you?"]
[linkto="name"]
[link="What's your job?"]
[linkto="job"]
[if dwarves][link="What were you singing just now?"]
[if dwarves][linkto="singing"]
[link="Goodbye."]
[linkto="bye"]
[endpage]


[page="startname"]

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You see Girly, one of the Seven Dwarves.  The others
quieten down as he says his piece.
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"'There's a lot of innocent people.. being crucified.'"

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Then the other dwarves all go into a frenzy.
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"Take over, please, Sleazy.

 You're interrupting the song!"

[link="What's your job?"]
[linkto="job"]
[if dwarves][link="What were you singing just now?"]
[if dwarves][linkto="singing"]
[link="Goodbye."]
[linkto="bye"]
[endpage]


[page="name"]
[learn_name]
[set dwarves]

"They call me 'Girly'.  I'm one of the Seven Dwarves."

[link="What's your job?"]
[linkto="job"]
[if dwarves][link="What were you singing just now?"]
[if dwarves][linkto="singing"]
[link="Goodbye."]
[linkto="bye"]
[endpage]


[page="job"]
[set dwarves]

"We're miners.  We mine jam sandwiches."

[link="You can't mine jam sandwiches."]
[linkto="job2"]
[link="What were you singing just now?"]
[linkto="singing"]
[link="Goodbye"]
[linkto="bye"]
[endpage]



[page="job2"]
[colour="#808080"]
He coughs.
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"Did I say jam sandwiches?  I meant potatoes.
 We're not really miners, we're gardeners."

[link="Who are you?"]
[linkto="name"]
[link="Can I have a potato?"]
[linkto="job3"]
[if dwarves][link="What were you singing just now?"]
[if dwarves][linkto="singing"]
[link="Goodbye"]
[linkto="bye"]
[endpage]


[page="job3"]
[colour="#808080"]
He looks at his feet.
[colour="#ffffff"]

"We don't have any yet.  Come back in about ten years."

[link="Who are you?"]
[linkto="name"]
[if dwarves][link="What were you singing just now?"]
[if dwarves][linkto="singing"]
[link="Goodbye"]
[linkto="bye"]
[endpage]


[page="singing"]

"It's part of 'After The Flesh' by the Thrill-Kill Cult.
 It's a happy little song we sing while we're working.

 Ugly sings the vocals, and Dopey sings the guitar parts.
 Fatso does the bassline, Sleazy and I chant the samples
 and Surly sings the drums.  Stupid can't sing."

[link="Don't you have any instruments?"]
[linkto="singing2"]
[link="Who are you?"]
[linkto="name"]
[link="What's your job?"]
[linkto="job"]
[link="Goodbye."]
[linkto="bye"]
[endpage]


[page="singing2"]

"Oh no.  If we spent all our time playing instruments
 we'd never get any work done.

 We used to have a boom-box, but the LORD confiscated it.
 HE said it was 'an unlawful technological artifact'."

[link="Who are you?"]
[linkto="name"]
[link="What's your job?"]
[linkto="job"]
[link="Goodbye."]
[linkto="bye"]
[endpage]


[page="bye"]

"Goodbye, gorgeous."

[nextpage="exit"]
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