
Ugly

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You see very ugly dwarf, singing.
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"'I.. Don't.. Have.. Any.. Money money money money..
 My.. B-'

 Oh.  What do you want?"

[link="Who are you?"]
[linkto="name"]
[link="What's your job?"]
[linkto="job"]
[if dwarves][link="What were you singing just now?"]
[if dwarves][linkto="singing"]
[link="Goodbye."]
[linkto="bye"]
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[page="startname"]

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You see Ugly, one of the Seven Dwarves.
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"'My.. Bo-dy Suffers.. After The Flesh!!!'"

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The other dwarves all go into a frenzy.  The druggy one
does some kind of frantic guitar solo.
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"What do you want?  Please make this quick."

[link="What's your job?"]
[linkto="job"]
[if dwarves][link="What were you singing just now?"]
[if dwarves][linkto="singing"]
[link="Goodbye."]
[linkto="bye"]
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[page="name"]
[learn_name]
[set dwarves]

"They call me 'Ugly', because I am.   I'm one of the
 Seven Dwarves."

[link="What's your job?"]
[linkto="job"]
[if dwarves][link="What were you singing just now?"]
[if dwarves][linkto="singing"]
[link="Goodbye."]
[linkto="bye"]
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[page="job"]
[set dwarves]

"We're miners.  We mine, er.. things.  From the ground."

[link="What are you mining for?"]
[linkto="job2"]
[link="What were you singing just now?"]
[linkto="singing"]
[link="Goodbye"]
[linkto="bye"]
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[page="job2"]
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He looks distinctly uncomfortable.
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"Um.. nothing.  We just like looking at rocks.
 Oh!  And gold, yes, we mine gold, lots of gold.
 Sometimes."

[link="Who are you?"]
[linkto="name"]
[link="Can I have some gold?"]
[linkto="job3"]
[if dwarves][link="What were you singing just now?"]
[if dwarves][linkto="singing"]
[link="Goodbye"]
[linkto="bye"]
[endpage]


[page="job3"]
[colour="#808080"]
He shifts his position.
[colour="#ffffff"]

"Er, no.  We don't have any at the moment."

[link="Who are you?"]
[linkto="name"]
[if dwarves][link="What were you singing just now?"]
[if dwarves][linkto="singing"]
[link="Goodbye"]
[linkto="bye"]
[endpage]


[page="singing"]

"'After The Flesh' by My Life With The Thrill-Kill Cult.
  We always sing it while we're working.

 I do the vocals.  Dopey sings the guitar parts, Fatso
 does the bassline, Girly and Sleazy chant the samples
 and Surly sings the drums.  We don't let Stupid sing."

[link="Who are you?"]
[linkto="name"]
[link="What's your job?"]
[linkto="job"]
[link="Goodbye."]
[linkto="bye"]
[endpage]


[page="bye"]

"Whatever."

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