
[page="start"]

[colour="#808080"]
You see a ragged old man in torn clothes, his beard long
and straggled.  He removes a lit pipe from his mouth and
speaks in a slow voice.
[colour="#ffffff"]

"Who be thoo?

 'Tis so many years since I spoke t' another soul..
 Has thoo any curry?"

[link="Who are you?"]
[linkto="name"]
[link="What do you do?"]
[linkto="job"]
[link="Goodbye!"]
[linkto="bye"]
[endpage]


[page="startname"]
[if curryquest_done][goto="postcurry"]

[colour="#808080"]
You see a Bent Gunn.  He removes a lit pipe from his
mouth and speaks in a slow voice.
[colour="#ffffff"]

"Hail to thoo.  Has thoo any curry yet?"

[am_carrying kfs_curry]
[if true][link="Yes, I've got it."]
[if true][linkto="curry"]
[link="Remind me, who are you again?"]
[linkto="name"]
[link="What do you do?"]
[linkto="job"]
[link="Goodbye!"]
[linkto="bye"]
[endpage]


[page="name"]

"'Bent Gunn' is me name.
  Bent by name, Bent by nature.  Hehehe.."
  
[learn_name]
[link="What do you do?"]
[linkto="job"]
[link="How did you get here?"]
[linkto="gethere"]
[link="I understand there's some treasure here."]
[linkto="treasure"]
[link="Goodbye!"]
[linkto="bye"]
[endpage]


[page="job"]

"I has no job, for I's rich as a king..
 Them'll hail me 'Bent Gunn the first'..

 ..For I knows where the Treasure is! 
 But I shan't tell thoo!"

[learn_name]
[link="Tell me about the Treasure."]
[linkto="treasure"]
[link="How did you get here?"]
[linkto="gethere"]
[link="That's nice.  Goodbye!"]
[linkto="bye"]
[endpage]



[page="treasure"]

"Aye, 'tis nine million pounds worth of the finest goods
 Cap'n Skint could lay his hands upon."

[colour="#808080"]
 He takes a small, grubby snuff box from his pocket and
 taking a pinch of the contents, shoves some up his nose.
 It is not snuff.
[colour="#ffffff"]

"Aye, 'Twas all hidden t' keep't from the Church..
 T' Keep't safe from God, Christ 'n the Virgin Mary.."

[link="What's in the treasure?"]
[linkto="treasure_what"]
[if_not curryquest_done][link="Tell me where the treasure is."]
[if_not curryquest_done][linkto="treasure_where"]
[link="That's nice.  Goodbye!"]
[linkto="bye"]
[endpage]


[page="treasure_what"]

"'Twas all the finest quality t' Cap'n could buy.
 Thoo'd never believe the hoard if thoo saw it!

 Row upon row o' salt-shakers, filled with naught but
 t' finest coke in all the world..

 ..great bars o' solid E that take two men t' carry..

 ..whole kegs o' LSD, sack upon sack o' Jimson Weed..

 ..and O'course, all t' twiggleybars a man could eat!"

[link="Is there any gold or jewels?"]
[linkto="treasure_gold"]
[link="What are Twiggleybars?"]
[linkto="treasure_twig"]
[if_not curryquest_done][link="Tell me where the treasure is."]
[if_not curryquest_done][linkto="treasure_where"]
[link="That's nice.  Goodbye!"]
[linkto="bye"]
[endpage]


[page="treasure_twig"]

[if_male]"Twiggleybars be sweetmeats, lad.  A secret recipe
[if_female]"Twiggleybars be sweetmeats, lass.  A secret recipe
 known to include:

  * Speed
  * Heroin
  * Nitric Acid

  .. and a delicious milk chocolate an' vodka covering!

  'Tis said that a man'll be addicted after the first
  bite.  But too many an' they'll dissolve your teeth.

  The men who make them be outlaws in every nation.
  They've more money than God, mind."

[link="Isn't there any gold or jewels?"]
[linkto="treasure_gold"]
[if_not curryquest_done][link="Tell me where the treasure is."]
[if_not curryquest_done][linkto="treasure_where"]
[link="That's nice.  Goodbye!"]
[linkto="bye"]
[endpage]


[page="treasure_gold"]

[if_male]"Nay, lad!
[if_female]"Nay, lass!

 Cap'n Skint spend all his wealth upon drugs, for they be
 more difficult for t' Holy Trinity to trace.

 He 'n his men buried most o' the treasure on this
 island, but they took some back with 'em for the
 journey.  Years later, Cap'n Zippy an' some fuzzy
 cretins came to try an' take the treasure for themselves
 but there were far too much for them t' carry it all.

 Zippy 'n Bungle told me that Cap'n Skint ran aground on
 t' journey home when t' bosun fell asleep wi' a reefer.

 Skint had no money then, and could nay afford a ship
 to take him back to t' island."

[link="Who the hell is Captain Zippy?"]
[linkto="treasure_zippy"]
[link="So what's in the treasure, then?"]
[linkto="treasure_what"]
[if_not curryquest_done][link="Tell me where the treasure is."]
[if_not curryquest_done][linkto="treasure_where"]
[link="That's nice.  Goodbye!"]
[linkto="bye"]
[endpage]


[page="treasure_zippy"]

"Cap'n Zippy were short an' yellow, eyes like saucers
 an' teeth made o' metal.  One o' his henchmen were
 called Bungle, an' he were like a bear on two legs.

 They came in a ship called 'The Rainbow' an' fought wi'
 some even stranger folk, like short, ugly fuzzy babies,
 who was led by Cap'n Tinkywinky.
 I thought I were havin' a trip at first!

 Anyway.  Cap'n Zippy ran aground, so they stole Tinky's
 ship an' loaded her up wi' all t' drugs she could carry.

 I have t' log o' the 'Rainbow' if thoo is interested."

[link="So what's in the treasure, then?"]
[linkto="treasure_what"]
[if_not curryquest_done][link="Tell me where the treasure is."]
[if_not curryquest_done][linkto="treasure_where"]
[link="That's nice.  Goodbye!"]
[linkto="bye"]
[endpage]




[page="treasure_where"]

[if_male]"Nay, lad!  This treasure's not for thoo!
[if_female]"Nay, lass!  This treasure's not for thoo!
 I'll not tell where it be hidden."

[link="Tell me where the treasure is or I'll kill you."]
[linkto="treasure_where2"]
[link="Why won't you tell me?"]
[linkto="whynottell"]
[link="I only want a part of the treasure."]
[linkto="part"]
[link="What's in the treasure?"]
[linkto="treasure_what"]
[link="That's nice.  Goodbye!"]
[linkto="bye"]
[endpage]


[page="treasure_where2"]

"Thoo'll kill me?  And ne'er find the Treasure..?"
 
[link="Why won't you tell me where it is?"]
[linkto="whynottell"]
[link="I only want a part of the treasure."]
[linkto="part"]
[link="What's in the treasure?"]
[linkto="treasure_what"]
[link="Goodbye!"]
[linkto="bye"]
[endpage]


[page="whynottell"]

"Thoo'd get there first, 'N make thoo King 'afore I can!"

[link="Being King isn't all it's cracked up to be."]
[linkto="kingbad"]
[link="I only want part of the treasure."]
[linkto="part"]
[link="What's in the treasure?"]
[linkto="treasure_what"]
[link="Oops, rumbled.  Goodbye!"]
[linkto="bye"]
[endpage]


[page="kingbad"]

"What be this?
 Hoo can it be bad t' rule o'er men?"

[link="Everyone wants you to solve their problems!"]
[linkto="problems"]
[link="I only want part of the treasure."]
[linkto="part"]
[link="What's in the treasure?"]
[linkto="treasure_what"]
[link="I don't know.  Goodbye!"]
[linkto="bye"]
[endpage]


[page="problems"]

[if_male]"Thoo'll needs try harder than that, lad!
[if_female]"Thoo'll needs try harder than that, lass!
 A King has advisors, 'll tell him right answers.
 Them'll solve problems!"

[link="I only want part of the treasure."]
[linkto="part"]
[link="What's in the treasure?"]
[linkto="treasure_what"]
[link="Damn.  Goodbye, then!"]
[linkto="bye"]
[endpage]



[page="gethere"]

"I were wi' Cap'n Skint when we came t' bury the Treasure.
 But when it were done, I fell asleep wi' a reefer, an'
 woke t' find me still here.  The ship were gone.
 
 'Twere five year ago.."
 
[link="Tell me about the Treasure."]
[linkto="treasure"]
[if_not curryquest_done][link="Tell me where the treasure is."]
[if_not curryquest_done][linkto="treasure_where"]
[link="That's nice.  Goodbye!"]
[linkto="bye"]
[endpage]


[page="part"]

"Aye?  An' what part be that?"

[link="Brown packages. I was sent by a Master to find them."]
[linkto="packages"]
[link="What's in the treasure?"]
[linkto="treasure_what"]
[link="Damn.  Goodbye, then!"]
[linkto="bye"]
[endpage]


[page="packages"]

"Brown packages..?  O Aye, the Smack.. Tha'll be for 
 Master Ya'Do, I fancies.

 Well I can gi' thoo' some Smack if thoo' need it,
 but thoo must gi' me something in exchange."

[link="What do you want me to get for you?"]
[linkto="whatget"]
[link="What's in the treasure?"]
[linkto="treasure_what"]
[link="Damn.  Goodbye, then!"]
[linkto="bye"]
[endpage]


[page="whatget"]
[set curryquest]

"Many's the night I's dreamed of curry --chicken mostly--
 and woke up here again.
 North o' t' Holy Land, there' a place in the deep woods
 as sells a fine a curry as ever there were.

 'Tis a strange place, they calls it the 'KFS', and 'tis
 hidden from the Church, for is said that curry be an
 abomination in t' eyes of the LORD.

[if_male] Fetch me a curry, lad, and I'll give thoo some Smack."
[if_female] Fetch me a curry, lass, and I'll give thoo some Smack."

[link="I will fetch you a curry."]
[linkto="getcurry"]
[link="What's in the treasure?"]
[linkto="treasure_what"]
[link="Goodbye."]
[linkto="bye"]
[endpage]



[page="curry"]

"By t' stars!  A KFS Squirrel Curry!

 I's not had a good curry for so many a year..
 Here be the Smack that I promised thoo in return.

 Take care, 'tis highly refined!  Rare stuff, it be!"

[colour="#808080"]
He hands you a small brown package, and starts eating
the curry.
[colour="#ffffff"]

[take 1 kfs_curry]
[create 1 brown_package]
[set curryquest_done]
[nextpage="exit"]
[endpage]


[page="postcurry"]

[colour="#808080"]
You see a Bent Gunn.  He removes a lit pipe from his
mouth and speaks in a slow voice.
[colour="#ffffff"]

"Thank thoo again for t' curry."

[link="Tell me about who are you again."]
[linkto="name"]
[link="What do you do?"]
[linkto="job"]
[link="Goodbye!"]
[linkto="bye"]
[endpage]


[page="getcurry"]

"Aye, if thoo could!  Fair morrow to thoo!"

[nextpage="exit"]
[endpage]


[page="bye"]

"Fare well to thoo.."

[nextpage="exit"]
[endpage]
